Wrote/Created the original parody four years ago (When I'm on a Boat first was released). We have since re-recorded/remade this song three different times. This, is our baby.
lyrics
[Brandon]
Aw snap!
Get your tires ready it's about to go down.
Errybody in the place hit the fluffin' gas.
Press down with yo mutha fluffin' toes.
We gunnin' this lets go.
[Group]
I'm in a hog,
I'm in a hog,
Everybody look at me cause I'm cruisin' in a hog.
I'm in a hog,
I'm in a hog,
Take a good hard look at the mutha fluffin' hog.
[Eli]
I'm in a hog mutha fluffa take a look at me.
Straight cruisin' in a hog down the pavement streets.
Bustin' fifty miles, blaze through the rain and fog.
You can't stop me mutha fluffa cause I'm in a hog.
[Brandon]
Take a picture trick, (Trick)
I'm in a hog noob. (Noob)
Haulin' five mongeese cause the engine's lubed. (Lubed)
Got my spare keys, and my bolts tightened.
I'm doin' wheelies while I'm burnin' yo nissan titan.
[Eli]
I'm ridin' on the turret,
Splittin' domes and necks.
The turret's blastin',
Keepin' errybody in check.
But this ain't trainin' grounds,
This is real as it gets.
I'm in a hog mutha fluffa,
Don't you ever forget.
[Brandon]
I'm in a hog and,
It's goin' fast and,
Its got a super-charged-turbo-V8 engine.
I'm the king of the hill-
In a hog like Neo.
If you're sittin' still-
Then you're sure not me-oh.
Get the fluff out. This hog is real!
[Eli]
Fluff planes, I'm in a truck mutha fluffa. (mutha fluffa)
Fluff waves, I climb hills mutha fluffa. (mutha fluffa)
I'm in the seats with my boys mutha fluffa. (hey)
This V8 Engine makes noise mutha fluffa.
[Group]
Hey ma if you could see me now. (See me now)
Arms spread wide with the windows down. (Windows down)
Gonna jump this hog to the moon somehow. (Moon Somehow)
Like Sergeant Johnson, Anything Is Possible.
[E-Sain]
Yeah,
Never thought I'd ride side-seat. (Lets go)
Sittin' next to Master Cheif-
Yeah... Master Chief oh...
Look at me... Ohhhhh...
(Noobs ride side seat)
Never thought I'd see the day,
Covenant drop-ship comin' my way.
Believe me when I tell ya,
I did Cortana.
[Group]
I'm in a hog,
I'm in a hog,
Everybody look at me cause I'm cruisin' in a hog.
I'm in a hog, (I'm in a hog)
I'm in a hog, (I'm in a hog)
Take a good hard look at the mutha fluffin' hog.
[E-Sain]
Shawty,
Shawty,
Yeah-ee-yeah-ah.
credits
from Serious Album.,
track released May 22, 2013
Lonely Island, Elias Sims, Brandon Bias
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