Made for a contest... We won first place. =)
Holy moly dude I see that you got a new droid,
My old stinky phone makes me so annoyed.
I need a new cell- something just like that!
But the market's player hatin' cause my wallet ain't PHAT.
So let me get this straight, you want a phone for less?
Let me educate you homie- head to Amazon Wireless.
Smart phones for pennies,
Deals collapse the roof.
Free two day shippin' and that's the truth.