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Holy moly dude I see that you got a new droid,
My old stinky phone makes me so annoyed.
I need a new cell- something just like that!
But the market's player hatin' cause my wallet ain't PHAT.
So let me get this straight, you want a phone for less?
Let me educate you homie- head to Amazon Wireless.
Smart phones for pennies,
Deals collapse the roof.
Free two day shippin' and that's the truth.
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Wake up in the morning play some Halo 3
(What up lm Good?)
Turn it off kinda early to play Call of Duty (Let's go)
Roll up my sleaves, brush my teeth scrub hard in the back
I may be a huge nerd, but I don't need no plaque
I'm talking - T-Bag on your Nose, noes
Spartans wear no clothes, clothes
Drop shot all my foes, foes
Drop-shotting on our favorite maps
I think I've got the craps
Don't move I'll be right bacccckkkk...
[CHORUS]
Can't stop, ready or not
Here comes my drop shot
I'm a nerd, yeah I heard
My gamerscore is absurd
Oh no, NO SCOPE!
You just got owned on Halo!
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
On top, what a shock
All I used was the glock.
Oh mommy, I'm so sorry,
That my room is a safari.
Aye Joe, I gotta go!
I'll get on later though
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Ain't got a care in world, sit around all year
Ain't got no money in my pocket, I just sit right here!
Still, the gurlz are lining up cause they hear I got swagger
I wonder who they heard that from? I'm no bragger [Winks at camera]
I'm talking about - errbody getting stuck, stuck
Jumpin in tha back of my truck, truck
Betta move or ur gonna get struck, struck
Now, now - we goin' til the clock runs out, out
Or the other team make us pout, pout
Other team make us pout, pout
Other team make us -
[Chorus]
Can't stop, ready or not
Here comes my drop shot
I'm a nerd, yeah I heard
My gamerscore is absurd
Oh no, NO SCOPE!
You just got owned on Halo!
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Go shop, at Gamestop
Mommy, comes to pick us up
5:30, Why the hurry?
Oh! You ordered chicken curry!
Sorry guys, I gotta go,
I'll jump onto Hay-loh so
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You gotta that sound
Yea, you got me
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Get your hands up
Put your hands up
No, the rapage don't start until I join in
Can't stop, ready or not
Here comes my drop shot
I'm a nerd, yeah I heard
My gamerscore is absurd
Oh no, NO SCOPE!
You just got owned on Halo!
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Yo bros, I gotta go
My mommy's makin' sloppy joes
Woah-oh oh ohs
Woah-oh oh ohs
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Techno Space Pirates
02:24
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Eli is sexy.
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[Brandon]
Aw snap!
Get your tires ready it's about to go down.
Errybody in the place hit the fluffin' gas.
Press down with yo mutha fluffin' toes.
We gunnin' this lets go.
[Group]
I'm in a hog,
I'm in a hog,
Everybody look at me cause I'm cruisin' in a hog.
I'm in a hog,
I'm in a hog,
Take a good hard look at the mutha fluffin' hog.
[Eli]
I'm in a hog mutha fluffa take a look at me.
Straight cruisin' in a hog down the pavement streets.
Bustin' fifty miles, blaze through the rain and fog.
You can't stop me mutha fluffa cause I'm in a hog.
[Brandon]
Take a picture trick, (Trick)
I'm in a hog noob. (Noob)
Haulin' five mongeese cause the engine's lubed. (Lubed)
Got my spare keys, and my bolts tightened.
I'm doin' wheelies while I'm burnin' yo nissan titan.
[Eli]
I'm ridin' on the turret,
Splittin' domes and necks.
The turret's blastin',
Keepin' errybody in check.
But this ain't trainin' grounds,
This is real as it gets.
I'm in a hog mutha fluffa,
Don't you ever forget.
[Brandon]
I'm in a hog and,
It's goin' fast and,
Its got a super-charged-turbo-V8 engine.
I'm the king of the hill-
In a hog like Neo.
If you're sittin' still-
Then you're sure not me-oh.
Get the fluff out. This hog is real!
[Eli]
Fluff planes, I'm in a truck mutha fluffa. (mutha fluffa)
Fluff waves, I climb hills mutha fluffa. (mutha fluffa)
I'm in the seats with my boys mutha fluffa. (hey)
This V8 Engine makes noise mutha fluffa.
[Group]
Hey ma if you could see me now. (See me now)
Arms spread wide with the windows down. (Windows down)
Gonna jump this hog to the moon somehow. (Moon Somehow)
Like Sergeant Johnson, Anything Is Possible.
[E-Sain]
Yeah,
Never thought I'd ride side-seat. (Lets go)
Sittin' next to Master Cheif-
Yeah... Master Chief oh...
Look at me... Ohhhhh...
(Noobs ride side seat)
Never thought I'd see the day,
Covenant drop-ship comin' my way.
Believe me when I tell ya,
I did Cortana.
[Group]
I'm in a hog,
I'm in a hog,
Everybody look at me cause I'm cruisin' in a hog.
I'm in a hog, (I'm in a hog)
I'm in a hog, (I'm in a hog)
Take a good hard look at the mutha fluffin' hog.
[E-Sain]
Shawty,
Shawty,
Yeah-ee-yeah-ah.
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