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Serious Album.

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Amazon Wireless Rap (ft. Tyler Clark) 00:59
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Holy moly dude I see that you got a new droid, My old stinky phone makes me so annoyed. I need a new cell- something just like that! But the market's player hatin' cause my wallet ain't PHAT. So let me get this straight, you want a phone for less? Let me educate you homie- head to Amazon Wireless. Smart phones for pennies, Deals collapse the roof. Free two day shippin' and that's the truth.
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Save Your Bullets - Friday (Death Metal Parody) 02:15
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Girls In My Pants (ft. Tyler Clark) 01:25
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Huge Nerd (Tik Tok Parody) 03:17
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Wake up in the morning play some Halo 3 (What up lm Good?) Turn it off kinda early to play Call of Duty (Let's go) Roll up my sleaves, brush my teeth scrub hard in the back I may be a huge nerd, but I don't need no plaque I'm talking - T-Bag on your Nose, noes Spartans wear no clothes, clothes Drop shot all my foes, foes Drop-shotting on our favorite maps I think I've got the craps Don't move I'll be right bacccckkkk... [CHORUS] Can't stop, ready or not Here comes my drop shot I'm a nerd, yeah I heard My gamerscore is absurd Oh no, NO SCOPE! You just got owned on Halo! Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh On top, what a shock All I used was the glock. Oh mommy, I'm so sorry, That my room is a safari. Aye Joe, I gotta go! I'll get on later though Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh Ain't got a care in world, sit around all year Ain't got no money in my pocket, I just sit right here! Still, the gurlz are lining up cause they hear I got swagger I wonder who they heard that from? I'm no bragger [Winks at camera] I'm talking about - errbody getting stuck, stuck Jumpin in tha back of my truck, truck Betta move or ur gonna get struck, struck Now, now - we goin' til the clock runs out, out Or the other team make us pout, pout Other team make us pout, pout Other team make us - [Chorus] Can't stop, ready or not Here comes my drop shot I'm a nerd, yeah I heard My gamerscore is absurd Oh no, NO SCOPE! You just got owned on Halo! Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh Go shop, at Gamestop Mommy, comes to pick us up 5:30, Why the hurry? Oh! You ordered chicken curry! Sorry guys, I gotta go, I'll jump onto Hay-loh so Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh DJ, you build me up You break me down My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me With my hands up You got me now You gotta that sound Yea, you got me DJ, you build me up You break me down My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me With my hands up Get your hands up Put your hands up No, the rapage don't start until I join in Can't stop, ready or not Here comes my drop shot I'm a nerd, yeah I heard My gamerscore is absurd Oh no, NO SCOPE! You just got owned on Halo! Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'mma fight 'Til we see the sunlight Yo bros, I gotta go My mommy's makin' sloppy joes Woah-oh oh ohs Woah-oh oh ohs
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Techno Space Pirates 02:24
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Eli is sexy.
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Term Limits Rap (ft. Tyler Clark) 01:00
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I'm In A Hog (ft. E-Sain) 02:37
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[Brandon] Aw snap! Get your tires ready it's about to go down. Errybody in the place hit the fluffin' gas. Press down with yo mutha fluffin' toes. We gunnin' this lets go. [Group] I'm in a hog, I'm in a hog, Everybody look at me cause I'm cruisin' in a hog. I'm in a hog, I'm in a hog, Take a good hard look at the mutha fluffin' hog. [Eli] I'm in a hog mutha fluffa take a look at me. Straight cruisin' in a hog down the pavement streets. Bustin' fifty miles, blaze through the rain and fog. You can't stop me mutha fluffa cause I'm in a hog. [Brandon] Take a picture trick, (Trick) I'm in a hog noob. (Noob) Haulin' five mongeese cause the engine's lubed. (Lubed) Got my spare keys, and my bolts tightened. I'm doin' wheelies while I'm burnin' yo nissan titan. [Eli] I'm ridin' on the turret, Splittin' domes and necks. The turret's blastin', Keepin' errybody in check. But this ain't trainin' grounds, This is real as it gets. I'm in a hog mutha fluffa, Don't you ever forget. [Brandon] I'm in a hog and, It's goin' fast and, Its got a super-charged-turbo-V8 engine. I'm the king of the hill- In a hog like Neo. If you're sittin' still- Then you're sure not me-oh. Get the fluff out. This hog is real! [Eli] Fluff planes, I'm in a truck mutha fluffa. (mutha fluffa) Fluff waves, I climb hills mutha fluffa. (mutha fluffa) I'm in the seats with my boys mutha fluffa. (hey) This V8 Engine makes noise mutha fluffa. [Group] Hey ma if you could see me now. (See me now) Arms spread wide with the windows down. (Windows down) Gonna jump this hog to the moon somehow. (Moon Somehow) Like Sergeant Johnson, Anything Is Possible. [E-Sain] Yeah, Never thought I'd ride side-seat. (Lets go) Sittin' next to Master Cheif- Yeah... Master Chief oh... Look at me... Ohhhhh... (Noobs ride side seat) Never thought I'd see the day, Covenant drop-ship comin' my way. Believe me when I tell ya, I did Cortana. [Group] I'm in a hog, I'm in a hog, Everybody look at me cause I'm cruisin' in a hog. I'm in a hog, (I'm in a hog) I'm in a hog, (I'm in a hog) Take a good hard look at the mutha fluffin' hog. [E-Sain] Shawty, Shawty, Yeah-ee-yeah-ah.

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released June 14, 2013

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